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TheOkayGatsby Offline
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Band Jokes

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 7:41 am



Post yer best band jokes here.

How many Colorguard does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to screw it up and 5 more to say "You got it".

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 to change it and 5 more afterwords to discuss how Neil Peart could've done it better.

How do you know there's a flute player at your door?
You don't. They can't find the right key and don't know when to make the entrance.

How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players?
When the engines stop, the whining continues

How many euphonium players does it take to change a light bulb?
What the heck is a euphonium??

How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder on the high C's

I know they are kind of corny but I love them.
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 9:32 am



Ewww Neil Peart ewwwwwww
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:56 pm



Nathan Aaron wrote:Ewww Neil Peart ewwwwwww
Why?!
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 6:03 pm



the flute ones are on par ;)
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How is the bass 5 player's brain similar to God? Its existence is questionable.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 1:15 pm



How does a trumpet player/snare drum player commit suicide? He climbs to the top of his ego and jumps off.
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ohmycheese wrote:How is the bass 5 player's brain similar to God? Its existence is questionable.
So.. The guys I know who are playing bottom this year in outdoor are a chemical engineer, and an astrophysicist, both of which are probably smarter than 95% of the people who browse this site.
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 5:41 pm



TheKingofNone wrote:
Nathan Aaron wrote:Ewww Neil Peart ewwwwwww
Why?!
John Bonham :)
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:20 pm



Nathan Aaron wrote:
TheKingofNone wrote:
Nathan Aaron wrote:Ewww Neil Peart ewwwwwww
Why?!
John Bonham :)
... Respect lol.
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:14 pm



Whats the difference between a mouse and a Clarinet......You cant here a mouse squeak over a band.
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 5:38 am



Q: How many reps does it take to clean a snareline?
A: Shut up. Do it again.
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Re: Band Jokes

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 6:58 am



schorsquatch wrote:Q: How many reps does it take to clean a snareline?
A: Shut up. Do it again.
Hahahahahahaha
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