Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:28 pm



"Bob SAGET"
".....and they tazed me in the butthole"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drop the bass"
"Rah-rah, Like a dungeon dragon"
"Everybody knows I'm a mother *beep* monsta"
"Hit the booty do"
"FBST (F*ck B*tches Smoke Trees on the field)"
"I just killed a group of orphans"
"Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin to *beep* wit"
"I gave that bitch a snare solo.....(snare solo)....bitches love snare solos"
and the drumline rap:

I call my grandma grammy
I call my grandma gram
I call my grandma grandpa
Cuz grandma is the man
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:00 am



Triple B don't like Nutella.
RHS Pit Xylophone '11-'12 "Phobias."
RHS Drumline Bass 1 '12-'13 "Rain."
RHS Drumline Bass 1 '13-'14 "Rampage."
RHS Drumline Bass 1 '14-'15 "Infected."


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Re: funniest vocals you've done in a show/best

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:12 am



sockmug wrote:Toy story quotes;
"SOMEONE POISONED THE WATER HOLE."
"YOUR"RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY."
"REACH FOR THE SKY!"
"I'M WOODY HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!"
"SPACE RANGER!"
"SEE THIS HAT? I'M MISSES NESBIT!"
"FALLING WITH STYLE!"
"DUT DUT THE CLAW!"
LOL.
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:57 pm



lol this thread still exists :)
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:29 pm



bgoins33 wrote:"Bob SAGET"
".....and they tazed me in the butthole"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drop the bass"
"Rah-rah, Like a dungeon dragon"
"Everybody knows I'm a mother *beep* monsta"
"Hit the booty do"
"FBST (F*ck B*tches Smoke Trees on the field)"
"I just killed a group of orphans"
"Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin to *beep* wit"
"I gave that *beep* a snare solo.....(snare solo)....*beep* love snare solos"
and the drumline rap:

I call my grandma grammy
I call my grandma gram
I call my grandma grandpa
Cuz grandma is the man
YES!!!!
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 8:26 pm



Thought I would gravedig this one just to inform you that we have some fantastic new ones already

"That could be the hype"
"17 AND PREGNANT"
"I CAN'T STOP *notesnotesnotes* COMING!!!"
"E!"
"I'll get 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow" (in the 10 counts after the snare break)
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Grecian Festivals 2010-Sophomore
A Storm Approaches 2011 (Center Snare)-Junior
StarCrossed 2012 (Center Snare)-Senior


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Cincinnati Presents Traditions 2014-Center Snare


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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 5:12 am



Nutsack!
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:02 am



"Folk Gang" before a 4 bar break
"12" after that break
"Queef" right before an ensemble impact moment
Oh and making sex noises backfield while the band was holding a long note in the ballad :P
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:36 am



"Make that booty twerk"
"SMFD" Suck my bleeping bleep
"Make it juicy"

We didn't say this but bluecoats did: "True. Dut. Tree. Dut. Fork. Dut. Knife. Dut."
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flamtaps5 wrote:"Make that booty twerk"
"SMFD" Suck my bleeping bleep
"Make it juicy"

We didn't say this but bluecoats did: "True. Dut. Tree. Dut. Fork. Dut. Knife. Dut."
S**. Dut. Seven. Dut. Master*beep*eight!. Dut.
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:06 pm



G-E-T N-A-K-E-D get naked


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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:11 pm



*gawk* duck duck duck. GOOSE. on "goose," we flop our sticks down on our drums like youknowwhat. ;)
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:26 pm



8 and sexy (bass joke because we have 8 basses), Wax on, wax off, FRIEEEDD chicken, Chocolate?, beam me up Scotty, give me a BOOM BOOM.
Edit: (Forgot this one) FSU reference- Pick it, pack it, fire it up and come along, and hit it all night long.
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:25 pm



This is kind of an inside joke, but..

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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:27 pm



Jetpoweredface wrote:This is kind of an inside joke, but..

dut
You made my night lol.
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:51 pm



"What's for breakfast guys?!" "Sausage, Pancakes, Breakfast, YUM! YUM!"
"Bazoombas, dayyyyum!"
"SAKA-UNCE!"
"Get it, gurl!"
"Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty, had me like WHAAAA-?!"
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:13 pm



One. Shoe. Tree. Fork. Fries. S,e,x. Eleven. Master,b,a,t,e.
RHS '11-'12 Pit "Phobias"
RHS '12-'13 Snare "Rain"
RHS '13-'14 Snare "Rampage"
RHS '14-'15 Snare "The Walking RED!"
TAMUK '15-'16 Snare "The Music of Selena"
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:46 pm



We did a movement of a show about Pirates of the Caribbean, and the entire drumline screamed, "Why is the rum gone!?"
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:20 am



In the stands, the 3 snare drummers split words/phrases.
What - the - beeeeeeeeeeeep
Mas - ter - baaaaaate
Straight - up - DIIIIIIIIIKE!!
Smoke - a - pack
Duck - duck - duck (then all of us scream goose)
Hugh - G - Rection

And sometimes we'll split "Move ____, get out the way! Get out the way ______ get out the way!" which works awesome because i'm in the center.
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:06 pm



We were supposed to say "Manatee hurricanes are legit" and we said "Manatee hurricanes are the *beep*" and this year it changed to "Dont drop that Thun Thun Thun"- all same cadence
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:17 am



While doing a sticks in sequence "Magic fingers, give it to me, here she comes, oh my gawddd!"

Before a passage with rim hits "get a rim job."

Right before drum break. "Let me work it girl, aww yeah that's right."

We sang a bunch of songs where we didn't play in the ballad. A bunch of rhianna and lady gaga.

After my tenor buddy came back from the bathroom during rehearsal, he told me he took a while cause his crap was so big, it stretched his butt so I would say "____stretched his asshole" during this one section of 3rd mvt cause he missed that part when we worked it in rehearsal while he was gone.
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My senior year , we would scream "keep your head up high and your heights down low! to hype up on the sidelines(like the a day to remember song all I want.)

One of my best friends soloed on trumpet every year so we would quietly beatbox while he played... eventually everyone in the battery would lay down a solid groove during the ballad. (you could even hear us on the judges tape)

one of our teachers thought the government was poisoning his water supply so we had a lot of crazy conspiracy talk.

my junior year we had a phobias show and it started off with the battery creeper walking towards the band and someone said we looked like rapists....so we would whisper "rape" every time we took a step and when the judge caught us we just stared him down lol and then before the hit the voiceover would say "so what are you afraid of.." and the battery would yell queers merely seconds before the hit.
and finally, my last year of indoor we would all try to make each other laugh while doing our solos (mind you everyone was behind props)
so i go out to do my solo and as i turn away from a sick triplet roll that went from 12 to 1 , I see the other snares basically sexually assualting their drums and doing push ups. so I laughed and the rep had to be redone. also once i wore my athletic shorts under my regular shorts and went in one side with pants on then came out the other side (as every snare member ran out playing) with a different pair on... my tech was confused and wondered how i changed in literally 2 seconds. also we all did a rep in pjs once.(the heating went out in our gym and we live in the mountains.


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Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:08 pm



quads come in on 1 snares on 2

quads: guurl get cho mouth away from my

snares: dick

also before an impact: i like a girl with a loooooooong

after the impact: penis

lots of meows oh yeah there was a flute solo in the ballad and i just randomly broke into song (i was backfield) "penis is good for the soul"
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:40 pm



Why does everyone copy the Bluecoats?
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Re: Funniest/Best Vocals You've Done in a Show

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:59 pm



"Let's go *beep*"

Stolen from the bluecoats, but whateves lol
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